Eminem Mama like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

Eminem Mama like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.

Eminem Mama like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

Eminem Mama like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Eminem Mama like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Eminem Mama like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Eminem Mama like a library, open to the public.

Eminem Mama like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

Eminem Mama like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

Eminem Mama like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Eminem Mama like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.

Tell Eminem Mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles.