Eminem Mama so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Eminem Mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Eminem Mama so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Eminem Mama so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Eminem Mama so fat, she uses diet soap.

Eminem Mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Eminem Mama so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Eminem Mama so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Eminem Mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Eminem Mama so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.

Eminem Mama so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Eminem Mama so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Eminem Mama so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Eminem Mama so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Eminem Mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Eminem Mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Eminem Mama so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Eminem Mama so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Eminem Mama so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Eminem Mama so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Eminem Mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Eminem Mama so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Eminem Mama so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Eminem Mama so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

Eminem Mama so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Eminem Mama so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Eminem Mama so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

Eminem Mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.

Eminem Mama so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.