Eminem Mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Eminem Mama so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Eminem Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Eminem Mama so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Eminem Mama so old, her memory is in black and white.

Eminem Mama so old, her social security number is 1.

Eminem Mama so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Eminem Mama so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Eminem Mama so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Eminem Mama so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Eminem Mama so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.