Eminem Mama so poor, she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.

Eminem Mama so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.

Eminem Mama so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.

Eminem Mama so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

Eminem Mama so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.

Eminem Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Eminem Mama so poor, she has to take the trash IN.

Eminem Mama so poor, she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.

Eminem Mama so poor, when I went to use her bathroom, I saw a roach sitting on a Pepsi can talkin' `bout "Wait your turn!"

Eminem Mama so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.

Eminem Mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Eminem Mama so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Eminem Mama so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when Eminem farted!

Eminem Mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Eminem Mama so poor, even the republicans were willing to give her welfare.

Eminem Mama so poor, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.

Eminem Mama so poor, she washes paper plates.

Eminem Mama so poor, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle.