Eminem Mama so ugly, she looks like Eminem.

Eminem Mama so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Eminem Mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Eminem Mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Eminem Mama so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

Eminem Mama so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.

Eminem Mama so ugly, her shadow quit.

Eminem Mama so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"

Eminem Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Eminem Mama so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Eminem Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Eminem Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Eminem Mama so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.

Eminem Mama so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Eminem Mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.

Eminem Mama so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.