Second Grade Nightmare
Written By Fats Juggalo

Tossing and turning
In the middle of the night
I can hardly wait
Till I can take my next bite
Its only four A.M.
Its ain't quite breakfast time
In just two more hours
It’ll be time to dine
I’m staring at the wall
I cannot sleep at all
I’m hungrier then the hippos
At the toy store in the mall
But I don’t want no pancakes
Don’t want no toasted bread
The breakfast that I want
Is nestled safely in your head
Its got its own juices
Its own protective shell
And when I’m finished eating
You’ll be going straight to hell
And now the sun is rising
It’s almost breakfast time
And you will know its time to eat
When you hear my wicked rhyme

I’m gonna hack and maim 
And then I’ll eat your brain
At six o’clock in the morning
Your brains the main course
And your bloods my juice
Your knees start shakin’
When I tie the noose
I string you up fast
You will soon be dead
Your feet still kickin’
When I split open your head
Your brain flops out
And drops into my bowl
And when I finish eating
I take a shit inside your skull
I’m gonna eat your brain
I’m gonna eat your brain

I wipe my face
Of the delightful sin
In just six more hours
I will feast again
I’m staring out the window
At the passers by
They walk a little faster
When they look into my eye
They know the hungers coming
The lust is growing near
Its now eleven thirty
and lunchtimes almost here
My mind is in a fury
I’m like a beast without no chains
All that I can think of
Is your tasty fuckin’ brains
The time is passing slow
My hunger starts to grow
And you will know its time to eat
When you hear my wicked flow

I’m gonna hack and maim 
And then I’ll eat your brain
At twelve in the afternoon
Your brains the main course
And your bloods my juice
Your knees start shakin’
When I tie the noose
I string you up fast
You will soon be dead
Your feet still kickin’
When I split open your head
Your brain flops out
And drops into my bowl
And when I finish eating
I take a shit inside your skull
I’m gonna eat your brain
I’m gonna eat your brain

As soon as I am finished
I’m looking forward to my next meal
I wish I could be normal
And eat a fuckin’ happy meal
But that shit ain’t true
I try to think this through
But all I want to eat
Belongs exclusively to you
Its locked inside your head
All I can see is red
And the only way to get it
Is to make you fuckin’ dead
I’m staring at the clock
I hear the tick the tock
Tonight’s fuckin’ supper
Lives around the fuckin’ block
He’s a bitch and no one likes him
He’s watching TV in his room
And he will know its time to eat
When he hears my wicked tune

I’m gonna hack and maim 
And then I’ll eat your brain
At six o’clock in the evening
Your brains the main course
And your bloods my juice
Your knees start shakin’
When I tie the noose
I string you up fast
You will soon be dead
Your feet still kickin’
When I split open your head
Your brain flops out
And drops into my bowl
And when I finish eating
I take a shit inside your skull
I’m gonna eat your brain
I’m gonna eat your brain