Have you ever been turned on by lookin’ at tits?
Not me, I get stiffies from rubbin’ on dicks.
Harry nuts in my butt I’m a klutz for male sluts.
Go ahead, I don’t mind. Stick it up my open behind.
Keep it up, I am willin’ for a good butthole fillin’. Emotions run deep.
When I suck on your meat. I just love it when jiz is explodin’
Passion is flaring from this guy named Larry. I just blow him and keep goin’
Take dick form every guy that I meet. Its so sweet. Suckin’ dick as long as I’m breathin’.
Keep lickin’ ass in the morning and takin’ names in the evening.
Leave em with the taste of creamy splunk in my mouth
See they can finger me now, and give me a reach around.
Look at me now. I’m a flaming fruit and I’m proud. Ain’t you Larry,
Ima bring it out to the public now

I’m sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m coming out my closet.
I’m sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m coming out my closet.

I’ve been trapped in the closet and I don’t care if no one knows it.
So before I open my butt and expose it
Ima show it. I’ll take you back to 73 before I ever had a shitty excuse for a CD.
I was a baby maybe just a couple of months.
I already knew that guys would be the ones that I humped
I grew up just a bit, started dressing like chicks
And before I know it I was sucking on dicks
Look at Dre. I couldn’t picture leavin’ his side
Even as I dated Larry, I invited Dr. Dre up inside
Of my ass every day, and rubbed on his balls like some pottery clay.
I maybe made some mistakes in choosing my dates.
But I’m a fag enough to face them today.
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb.
The one thing I should have done was put on a condom
But I didn’t, and now Larry’s got Harpies you know.
Its my life, I’d like to welcome y’all to the Feminem Show

I’m sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m coming out my closet.
I’m sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m coming out my closet.
I’m sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m coming out my closet.
I’m sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m coming out my closet.