Have you ever been turned on by lookiní at tits?
Not me, I get stiffies from rubbiní on dicks.
Harry nuts in my butt Iím a klutz for male sluts.
Go ahead, I donít mind. Stick it up my open behind.
Keep it up, I am williní for a good butthole filliní. Emotions run deep.
When I suck on your meat. I just love it when jiz is explodiní
Passion is flaring from this guy named Larry. I just blow him and keep goiní
Take dick form every guy that I meet. Its so sweet. Suckiní dick as long as Iím breathiní.
Keep lickiní ass in the morning and takiní names in the evening.
Leave em with the taste of creamy splunk in my mouth
See they can finger me now, and give me a reach around.
Look at me now. Iím a flaming fruit and Iím proud. Ainít you Larry,
Ima bring it out to the public now

Iím sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight Iím coming out my closet.
Iím sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight Iím coming out my closet.

Iíve been trapped in the closet and I donít care if no one knows it.
So before I open my butt and expose it
Ima show it. Iíll take you back to 73 before I ever had a shitty excuse for a CD.
I was a baby maybe just a couple of months.
I already knew that guys would be the ones that I humped
I grew up just a bit, started dressing like chicks
And before I know it I was sucking on dicks
Look at Dre. I couldnít picture leaviní his side
Even as I dated Larry, I invited Dr. Dre up inside
Of my ass every day, and rubbed on his balls like some pottery clay.
I maybe made some mistakes in choosing my dates.
But Iím a fag enough to face them today.
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb.
The one thing I should have done was put on a condom
But I didnít, and now Larryís got Harpies you know.
Its my life, Iíd like to welcome yíall to the Feminem Show

Iím sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight Iím coming out my closet.
Iím sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight Iím coming out my closet.
Iím sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight Iím coming out my closet.
Iím sorry Larry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight Iím coming out my closet.