Night of the Ninja Written By Fats Juggalo Sittin’ at home With death on my mind Chillin’ back sharpening my Butcher knife Today is Halloween You know what that means Lots of little children walkin’ down the streets *DING DONG* - What’s that Someone rang the bell Instead of giving candy treats I’ll send them all to hell Trick-or-Treat said the kid Dressed up like a beaver I used his fuckin’ neck To test the sharpness of my cleaver His blood sprayed out All over my shoe I guess that’s sharp enough For what I wanna do It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate It’s getting kinda late I got no time to waste I grab my fuckin’ ninja mask And wrap it ‘round my face I grab up my hatchet And a fuckin’ paper sack As long as I’m going out I’ll get some fuckin’ snacks Up to the first door Blood lust in my eye And standing on the other side some ninja hata guy He said “hello there” “Whatcha supposed to be?” A mutha fuckin’ ninja Now gimmie something to eat He says “watch your mouth boy” “I don’t like you tone” I grabed him by the head And break his fuckin’ neck bone I swipe a bag of skittles And nod my fuckin’ head I’m off to find somebody else And make ‘em fuckin’ dead It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate Lookin’ ‘round the corner To see who I can find So many different children That I can't make up my mind I see this one punk bitch Dressed up like Eminem You bet your fuckin’ ass I’ll be going after him I’m hiding in the shadows I wait for him to pass Then I jump out And slice and chop his fuckin’ ass I peep in his bag To see what treats he got I snatch a fuckin’ snickers And a cherry tootsie pop I’m filling up my sack With sweet tasting snacks Each candy bar Represents a punk I wacked It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate My bag is getting heavy It’s dragging on the floor I ninja tiptoe To the next fuckin’ door The lights are turned down I think nobody’s there But that never stopped me I couldn’t fuckin' care I peek through the window And guess what I seen An old ass couple Getting down on Halloween I said fuck that This one stole the show Ima cut my losses And run my fat ass home I’m chillin’ at the crib Munchin’on jelly beans I can’t fuckin’ wait Till next year’s Halloween I’ll dawn the ninja mask And ima kick some ass I hack and slice and chop Like a ninja – fuckin’ fast It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate It’s the night of the ninja Now its time to ride Its dark and there’s lots of little children outside It’s the night of the ninja Its time to meet your fate I slice your fuckin’ throat And watch you fuckin’ suffocate